What do they want??

From looking at the title, if you think it is a question I’m asking, than the god has blessed you and you are smart. Yes, I’m asking this question to the human species, especially to the female. When I used to write blog for my SEO office, I had to write about love, how to get girlfriend and all sort of rubbish. Although I didn’t enjoy those writing and I hated when my boss used to give me these types of topics. Yes, I have written few and all those words were lie, even I try to convince my boss about it.
For those of you still scratching your head and try to figure out what I’m talking about, it is the female species and what they want. If you have time then try googling with, “How to fall in love”, “How to get perfect girl” and stuff like that. You’ll be amazed what you will find. All the wise man have said that, “Even the god does not know what women wants”, and here in the web these geniuses seems to crack the code of the women and now giving you free advises.
I’m not ashamed to pronounce that I’m single and I totally don’t understand women. Yes, I’m straight and like all normal people, good looking women do attract me. I also respect each and every woman. So, I decide to understand the nature of the women. I even took tips from my younger brothers as they are pretty good with girls. And this is what came up

• Girls want you to be desperate about them.
• The girls always love bad ass attitude.
• To get a girl, you’ll have to flirt and have tell them nice things.
• They can be so stupid, so you have to also play stupid with them.
• They like to be appreciated, so you have to appreciate them most of the time, even when you don’t want to.
• They are very sensitive, if they literally wore a Hallowin costume to a dinner party, you have to tell her that she is looking stunning.
• Women are more mature than the men, so be careful.
• They tend to know everything.
• They will read your mind and understand what you are thinking about.

See, what I mean. Even the information’s about these female species are confusing. One part is gesturing that they are stupid and brainless while the other part is saying that they are pretty smart.
Couple of weeks back, I was arguing with one of my seniors (female) in facebook wall about, why the women wouldn’t say “yes”. She said that, “a woman thinks with their brain” and also added “Yes, is for children and disables  :)”. I mean, what is wrong? So, if you are serious about a women and fell in love with her, let her know your feelings and she will probably say, “Hold on, I have to use my brain now” or “Sorry, I can’t say yes, because it is for children and disable people”.
So, the only thing I can compare with these female species are those multimillion dollars sports cars which have the latest technologies, big and turbo charged engine and stuff but it is practically hopeless and useless because you cannot fit your whole family, you can’t use it every day to go to office.