What do they want??

From looking at the title, if you think it is a question I’m asking, than the god has blessed you and you are smart. Yes, I’m asking this question to the human species, especially to the female. When I used to write blog for my SEO office, I had to write about love, how to get girlfriend and all sort of rubbish. Although I didn’t enjoy those writing and I hated when my boss used to give me these types of topics. Yes, I have written few and all those words were lie, even I try to convince my boss about it.
For those of you still scratching your head and try to figure out what I’m talking about, it is the female species and what they want. If you have time then try googling with, “How to fall in love”, “How to get perfect girl” and stuff like that. You’ll be amazed what you will find. All the wise man have said that, “Even the god does not know what women wants”, and here in the web these geniuses seems to crack the code of the women and now giving you free advises.
I’m not ashamed to pronounce that I’m single and I totally don’t understand women. Yes, I’m straight and like all normal people, good looking women do attract me. I also respect each and every woman. So, I decide to understand the nature of the women. I even took tips from my younger brothers as they are pretty good with girls. And this is what came up

• Girls want you to be desperate about them.
• The girls always love bad ass attitude.
• To get a girl, you’ll have to flirt and have tell them nice things.
• They can be so stupid, so you have to also play stupid with them.
• They like to be appreciated, so you have to appreciate them most of the time, even when you don’t want to.
• They are very sensitive, if they literally wore a Hallowin costume to a dinner party, you have to tell her that she is looking stunning.
• Women are more mature than the men, so be careful.
• They tend to know everything.
• They will read your mind and understand what you are thinking about.

See, what I mean. Even the information’s about these female species are confusing. One part is gesturing that they are stupid and brainless while the other part is saying that they are pretty smart.
Couple of weeks back, I was arguing with one of my seniors (female) in facebook wall about, why the women wouldn’t say “yes”. She said that, “a woman thinks with their brain” and also added “Yes, is for children and disables  :)”. I mean, what is wrong? So, if you are serious about a women and fell in love with her, let her know your feelings and she will probably say, “Hold on, I have to use my brain now” or “Sorry, I can’t say yes, because it is for children and disable people”.
So, the only thing I can compare with these female species are those multimillion dollars sports cars which have the latest technologies, big and turbo charged engine and stuff but it is practically hopeless and useless because you cannot fit your whole family, you can’t use it every day to go to office.

Getting ready for my Marriage

Oh come on, don’t give me that look by looking at the heading. I’m old enough and have right to get myself married. Before I start talk about the marriage, I wanna talk about some of the important points and fact that related to marriage.
First of all, marriage is a big stuff and there is no denying about that. It will change your life and it will affect your lifestyle. The person you will be married to, you have to spend your rest of your life with, unless you have something else in your mind :p. That means, know your partner well enough. You have to figure out and also work out various things like, is that person good enough for you? Is that person really understands you well? Can you trust that person with your life and things like that. I don’t want to make fun about the marriage, but choosing your partner is much like choosing your beloved sports car which will cost you $150 thousand or more. But don’t get to relaxed, cause unlike the sports car you just can sell your wife in the store if you don’t like it. Your sports car might not able to get a lawyer but I can promise that your wife will. Now as I was saying, the understanding between you and the person you will be married to is important. So as you can see that in this matter, there is some love essential. Most of us, I mean both men and women makes the common mistake which is, expecting our partner to be perfect and dominate them. To my point of view, it is a sin, I mean come on, you can’t deny that your partner is not a human. They too have a life. The best way to keep a healthy relation or marriage life is mutual understanding, compromising. This means, she will fulfill your incompleteness and you will do the same to her. This is not a one man show my friends.
Okay now, enough with the lesson of relation because I can fill the questioning eyes asking me about my girl. It’s a new laptop which I got it from my work. Preparing your computer is much more like marriage. I mean you have to arrange the drives, each and every settings, installing the required software that you’ll be using. This is not easy and not funny. This thing is going to help me earn my salary, pull out the work. It is pretty much guaranteed that, with this laptop I’m incomplete. I also have to face the fact about the limitation of this laptop and cope with it. Because this laptop is literally useless without me, unless anyone else knows the password.
I did compare the relation between laptop and me with marriage because it is the only relation I can compare with. My laptop should provide me the support and complete me like my wife, if I manage to get any. And at the same time, I should also understand my laptop and when to stop, oh god, I mean when to turn it off.

Why????

The title might give you a shock, well, it certainly gave me a shock. But the truth behind this is, this is my FIRST post on my OWN blog... I've stopped blogging for some time now and when one of my senior suggest me or more like command me to this, open a blog account, then the word struck me "Why???"... I used to blog, write SEO article but as this is my first blog, it feels good :)...

And by the way, if you guys frequently visit my blog, try to have fun. If it waste your time, then I'm not responsible and I don't care......